Sly just wont stay down
Sylvester Stallone: So get this. I just read that Sylvester Stallone is going to make another remake. No, not Rocky. No, not Rambo. It’s the character of “Gabe Walker”, who is apparently the guy he played in “Cliffhanger”. Personally, I always just thought of the character as…The Cliffhanger.
Anybody see a pattern forming here? I think we can pick out with some degree of accuracy, Stallone’s next film choices. First, he will star in a remake of “Demolition Man”. Then, he will once again don his legal battle-armor for the “Judge Dredd” remake. Then he’ll start re-making other people’s movies, picking up Jean Claude Van Damme and Steven Seagal roles. It will all culminate with “Mr. Stallone Goes to Washington”.
Nobody will notice or care, naturally.
Mike Myers: How long ago did he jump the shark, anyway? All the way back at “Austin Powers”? Check out this poster for his movie “The Love Guru”. And they’re saying Jessica Alba is to co-star. Because when I look at this poster, I can’t help but think, “This is a man who could definitely win the heart of Jessica Alba.”
February 20th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Sly doesn’t need to stay down. He’ll continue goin’ the distance until his very last day and all his fans will love him for it! The man is nothing short of inspiring. He got a raw deal at birth, at home, in life. Although his choices were not always the best, (Party @ Kitty’s, anyone?) he did practically anything to get noticed. And while that’s not really a good thing, there’s certainly alot to notice about the guy! He just keeps on tickin’!
WE LOVE YA, SLY!