October
30
2007

The “slutty costumes” opinion column trifecta is now in play.

11:55 pm — 

October 31, 2007: A day to remember.

Brenda Kay Zylstra: With the fairer sex especially, this is a prime opportunity to dress in the tradition of Julia Roberts’ character from “Pretty Woman.”

Lee Feder: Happy Halloween, Ms. Slutty Cop and Mr. Pimp. Welcome to the least enjoyable day of the year for me. With ghouls, ghosts and ghastly, slutty nurses, Halloween on campus is … uhm … an experience.

Me: According to Thorgsten V. Christberg, a professor in cultural studies, psycholinguistics and alchemy at probably Harvard or somewhere, “This particular oeuvre of ’slutty’ costumes showcases the desire of an entire generation of young women to HOLY COW DID YOU SEE THE BAZONGAS ON THAT SLUTTY COP?”

Oh and by the way, were you aware that a large number of people wear “slutty”-themed costumes on Halloween?

2 Responses to “The “slutty costumes” opinion column trifecta is now in play.”

  1. Andrew Mason-Opinions Editor Says:

    It’s a well-established fact that people can’t get enough of slutty costumes.

  2. regina Says:

    lol
    well done

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