Glassbooth.org will tell you.

This is the easiest way I know to get an answer to this important question. I don’t even want to tell you who my three best matches were, except to say that I am personally running ahead of each of them in the polls.

On the bright side, my worse matches were Mike Huckabee and Duncan Hunter. So at least I know I’m sane.

And no, Stephen Tiberius Colbert is not one of the candidates on this site.

Tyra Banks is devoting an entire episode of her hour-long talk show, set to air Monday, November 5, on “What’s up down there,” according to this article from people.com.

This bypasses the tradition of daytime talk shows, wherein the whole hour is spent talking about that particular female body part, but a little more subtly.

But this is not some huge revelation. It’s not like information about said body part is hard to come by. I personally own many feature-length DVDs on this same topic, and they are very informative. (I watch them for the information.) An hour, with commercials, cannot be enough time to get into this topic as extensively as my DVD collection. For instance, what are the odds Tyra covers the “Cheerleader wanders into the wrong locker room” angle? Or the various angles used within that angle?

My friend’s reaction to news of Tyra’s special: “What a [very bad word that makes a humorous pun].”