March
24
2007
What we’ve learned so far in the NCAA tourney…
6:18 pm —
- Fives always beat twelves?
- You win as many games as the number of Krugers on your team.
- Good free throw shooting is a dying resource.
- Kevin Durant can’t beat a whole team by himself.
- USC is not just a football school.
- Memphis wasn’t that overrated.
- Cinderella must be home by midnight (or at least by the end of the Sweet 16).
- Patrick Ewing Sr. has an awful sense of fashion.
- Those OSU jerseys are still really ugly.
- Bruce Pearl looks better painted orange than coaching it.
- Good looking tennis player + Gorgeous former Miss Sweden = One ugly athletic basketball player (but we learned that last year, didn’t we?).
- Dick Vitale is still annoying.
- Duke can lose in March.
- The Big Ten is pathetic … but still manages a team in the Final Four
- Vanderbilt has athletic programs.
- CBS does a great job of covering the tournament.
- Illinois can’t score.
- Your bracket will get busted.
- Southern Illinois is for real … someday
- North Carolina, UCLA, Kansas–great programs always find ways to go deep.
- Ohio State is really, really lucky.
- CBS instudio analyst Seth Davis always has that creepy smile.
- UCLA cheerleaders/dance squad have THE BEST uniforms EVER.
- Texas A&M - Acie Law IV = Texas A&M CC
- This is the best time of the year … and we still got two rounds to go.